Onlyfalzons will be going offline on the 5th of May 2026.
It's been an honor to serve you over the last year loyal user and we are devistated to announce that OnlyFalzons will be ceasing operations and closing it's doors.
After the aquisition of onlyfalzon by private equity in dubai, ADIA has made the executive decision to suspend onlyfalzons and it's subsidiaries indefinately.
It's safe to say that we here at onlyfalzons are sad but like all good things, It simply had to come to an end.
A message from our exiled CEO: Sheeppins
I am alive and well. AIDA is keeping me safe in a safe space away from the dangers of society
I am happy and well.
Our CEO Sheeppins aka REKRAPLOOKALIKE
Thank you dear user
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