Onlyfalzons will be going offline on the 5th of May 2026.
cherboldba has DIVORCED wiht gfalkzon. this is sad
they kepts stealing theirt eybboolss and i thinkl thay r bliund. "I didnut liek his hair" said f4lazon "it s is no t yeloor enuf". "I donit wuna dy mai haer oragne" said cherbbob. but i think thet cherbibo did the musunderstuud. The too uf them wint 2 divork theripy. and it wint bad. nut guud. veree bad.
The interviewer was drunk when writing this
Listen, I don't know why we were so abusive to each other. Just be glad that we are both recovering on our own separate paths. I'm going to pursue my boba business, and idk what falzon is up to. Probably being super hot or smthn. Well, I mean he's never going to find someone as tall as me. because I am tall... I am tall and I think he is losing out in that aspect. ...